Singer Reportedly Outbids NASA for Space Tourist's Seat

Clearly, there is a market for very wealthy socialites and starlets to go be pretty in outer space with some masterbating russian cosmonauts.

Nasa is currently facing severe budget cuts.

What nasa should do, instead of deploring this incident, is broker a deal with the russian space agency to split the profits from selling the occasiona NASA seat in the soyouz capsule to rich fucks.

Considering the teeny budgets (comparatively) of both agencies, doing this could more than pay for quite a few fantastic developments in space technology and research.

And, maybe some starlets will get to laugh at the lowly members of the mile-high-club, after losing their hearts to a starship trooper.

Source: http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdotScience/~3/2V9SVL9U8kY/singer-reportedly-outbids-nasa-for-space-tourists-seat

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